- Can I eat this CD player? Oh you need it to do the show with...
- Can I eat this?
- Can I eat this?
- Hmmm
- I <3 Betty Boo!
- I say I say I say
- I spy
- I spy
- I spy with my little copy of Jungle Boogie
- I'm boogying your head! tssh! tssh! tssh!
- Kirk gets beatified
- Kirk on Traffic Island
- Kirk tries to pay for passge from Traffic Island with Stakker Humanoid
- Kirk wearing the Podcast Mask of Shame for liking Glen Campbell
- No you can't eat him