- Kirk - You were the man at the Eiffel Tower!!!
- Tim in the 'Red Light District'
Quotes for legal reasons - No wonder the tour boats were giving us funny looks
- "umm, dear multi-headed Fishmonster, what planet are we on?"
- Kirk - huh?
- They're in the trees
- Amsterdam-0139
- Tulips IN A CAN!
- Houseboat
Whadya know? - They're coming!
- Kirk demonstrates the FEBO
(no Gloryholes as yet, franchise to come) - Leaves in the fountain
- Albert Cuyp - cannabis for sale
- Richard aka Madge W.
- Houseboat